at the time you wrote that i was playing with my chesticles but it was only because they were sore. I am now drinking vodka, reading and playing chess while my stubborn two year old fights sleep behind me. no pecker playing tonight....wife is more tired than I am and my hands are too calloused for me to be attracted to.
....I was going to go with beating the daylights out of a young israeli girl at chess while trying to get her to have an emotionally destroying epiphany at her pavlov's dogs upbringing of elitist being.
I think the only Israeli woman I played in chess and a conversation with would laugh at that depiction of her and of the event....an she drew first blood!!! lol
Just finished this game! (I am too depressed to rewrite my lost response to Nose's silly burden stuff) For the record, I always say "good game" win or lose and feel that should be normal. This guy had a mid 1400's score-which is ok and better than mine at the moment. There are people who look to advance their scores more so than find good games to play and these people can get upset when a lower score beats them.....what they don't get is that always searching for lower scores to play pads your own score and finding tougher opponents lowers it (generally). He was pinned into a two move mate at the end and didn't resign but instead stared at the board for over a minute....I thought he was the normal rude player who gets butt hurt and leaves the game without resigning but he actually commented! To be fair to his poor English, he is Romanian--so his childishness is easier to measure than his intelligence spartak-spartak: idiot idiot but very lucky spartak-spartak: practic 99,9 idiot lucky end 0,1 chess JudasBishop: thanks for thinking so long JudasBishop: feels better to watch you bleed spartak-spartak: great day for you idiot poor. 1366!!! incredible for you idiot GAME OVER - spartak-spartak vs. JudasBishop - JudasBishop won by resignation (+10). Your new blitz rating is 1376. GAME ANALYSIS - Analyze this game - with your opponent | alone spartak-spartak: go home cretin end sad thanks JudasBishop: loser spartak-spartak: stupid cretin JudasBishop: scoreboard loser JudasBishop: scoreboard spartak-spartak: in 100 match is 99-1 for my animal idiot\ spartak-spartak: . JudasBishop: cry some more JudasBishop: it turns me on, woman JudasBishop: bleed for me JudasBishop: i said cry! spartak-spartak has left the chat. He seemed like the kind of guy that would be angered by dominating gender talk, so this DOES count as trolling since I don't think it's cool to beat and intimidate women
........lmao.....ain't it fun to make'em so mad they start punchin the keyboard and spittin on the 'puter screen.........
A new one! I was in good position but down on material and more importantly, time. The guy thought i was going to lose on time and started talking shit. I was able to secure a repetition draw though and thats when he did his "OMG" (is there anything gayer than that?) Stevism: you're gay Stevism: OMG really gay GAME OVER - JudasBishop vs. Stevism - Game drawn by repetition (+2). Your new blitz rating is 1341. GAME ANALYSIS - Analyze this game - with your opponent | alone Stevism: you'll never waste my time again, thats for sure JudasBishop: how diod u know? Stevism: put you on the beotch list JudasBishop: I like little tossers like you too JudasBishop: what are you wearing? Stevism: why fcking play to draw? Stevism: because you're a puss with no skills? Stevism: ya? Stevism: ya? JudasBishop: i will hold you down aand let you feel my size Stevism: fcking turd Stevism: HAHA Stevism: what a little joker Stevism: go fck yourself too JudasBishop: and guide your movements through the pain til you love me and beg for more JudasBishop: cmon boy JudasBishop: say you want it before i hurt your face Stevism has left the chat.
