I can tell by the all-caps response that it's starting to sink in. Digging in deeper isn't going to make you any closer to correct and it certainly isn't going to make Whoppers taste better than tree-bark! It's ok....you can come on over to the delicious side!!!
Alright! Holloween thread! Advice for the young players here... Go to your halloween party in your best suit (if you're a hipster, this isn't an irony thing and your dumb haircut will ruin it). At clubs, most guys turn to boys dressing like they're going trick or treating, while the girls are slutted out. Sexy nurses and pussy cats don't go trick or treating! If the door insists you have a costume to get in, get some vampire teeth and lose them when you get in. Even nice girls turn to sluts when they are dressed like one....who are they going to fuck in the sea of Darth Vaders and Freddie Krugers??? It is the best night of the year if you get that
I concur!!! But if you must dress up.....avoid the cliche' or extremely popular stuff. Try something that was extremely popular 20-25 years ago. Nostalgia and alcohol work wonders! Combine both methods if you can! Wall Street was popular in 1987......put the suit on that Oz mentioned and tell them you're Bud Fox....played by known playboy Charlie Sheen in the film....or better yet Gordon Gekko! In today's climate of greed....it will play as sophisticated and ironic....while you just plain look fly in your suit! Get a lollipop and rock the suit...tell 'em you're "Big"! Get a trench coat, a hat, and fake badge to go with your suit and be "Dick Tracey"! Simplest one.....rock the black suit you already own...or should own at least for funerals with a long thin black tie....."Reservoir Dogs". Here's one with a funny opening attached: Get a fake diamond necklace and a nice gift box....$7-$8 bucks....put on the suit and offer it to any "Pretty Woman" you see, cause they'll all be dressed like hookers!!!
Well I guess you'd better move out west!!LOL Can't speak for Jersey(that's where you're from right?) but out here kids trick or treat like a mofo! I even have to tell the teenagers to grow up and let the little kids get the candy! I actually got super pissed this last one because the street we always go to, which is a rich street where EVERY house does it, ran out of candy really early. We got a late start because of work and like 75% of the houses ran out before 6:30 because the streets were FULL of teenagers dressed up! I took every opportunity to let them overhear my bitching! For real though, WTF?? I kept sayin shit like " If all these big kids want candy they need to take their asses to the store!" and "I think it's time for these high schoolers to grow up already! Six-teen year olds don't need to be trick or treating and taking candy away from little kids!" I'm 6-4 and over 300 lbs bro......not one of them even looked me in the eye LOL. But I agree that people use it as an excuse to get drunk, and the chicks CAN'T WAIT to dress up like a whore! I don't complain about that part though, but it is a challenge not to stare at all of them when I'm with my wife LOL.
Maybe it's just how jaded the east coast is about everything. We call around to friends and they all say the same thing....barely any kids out anywhere in Jersey. I tend to think parents in super safety mode (and super-christian mode) have resorted to other things (parties, hayrides, and whatnot....and church functions designed to make the kids being told Halloween is an evil holiday not feel so left out) so as a result....kids just don't need to trick-or-treat, but once you add in that every kid can just buy whatever the heck they want....it just kind of renders the whole thing moot. There's no anticipation and build-up like it used to be! I would not even give teenagers candy! I'm 6'1" 1/4.....250-260 myself....so I would have been right with you...daring anybody to say somethin'! Guess that last part is where we got you beat, cause every chick dresses like that here on Halloween (the shops barely sell anything else)....so she could only demand that you close your eyes completely.....otherwise you'd see somethin'!!!
That sucks. I feel bad for the little ones. I actually grew up as a Jehovah's witness and we weren't allowed to ANYTHING fun. Especially holidays. So I go out of my way to make stuff special for them. And we're good parents so they DON'T get what ever they want lol. My daughter asks me like 20 times a year if it's Halloween yet. Last year when I asked her what she wanted for Christmas she said "I want another Halloween" LMAO. God I love her! That's some funny shit right there! LOL
I went into the liquor store by my house yesterday and saw something I've never seen before. A brand new display of Kennys! Apple, watermelon, and blue raspberry. No cherries yet but I'm going to keep my eyes peeled. What a coincidence eh? I've never seen them before, or I'm pretty sure I would have tried them out. I got a pack of apple ones and they were delicious!
Any folks here remember Black Cows. As a kid they came on a stick like a sugar daddy, all day candy back then I think all now are little bite size pieces. BTW any kind of Gummy candy sux IMO
