Joe Paterno dead at 85

Discussion in 'Other Sports Discussion' started by Red Zone, Jan 22, 2012.

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    munciesweep Well-Known Member


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    Boltfan of Oz MVP

    at least two people care enough to try, Munce

    making the not so far leap that you didn't understand the pope post either...

    "To say that he is disturbed and outraged by the accounts of clerical abuse is disingenuous at the very least, given that the files of the clerical sex abusers have been routinely sent to the Vatican over the years.
    He must have been aware of the extent of the problem when, as Cardinal Ratzinger, he presided over the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith.
    She said the Pope appeared to be trying to put all the blame on the individual offending priests rather than accepting responsibility for the role of the Church authorities in recklessly endangering children".


    Get it? JoePope
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    boltfanatik Not Right

    Joe is dead so should this thread be. he will reap what he sowed
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    Boltfan of Oz MVP

    I think that's reasonable...so we should stop adding post counts to this thread?
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    Drunk 1904

    this works beautifully on so many levels. Also replace the words priests and church with ones of your own fancy and have fun all day long
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    SonofaBolt Go AJ! And take Norv with you.

    This breaking news just in

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    Coachalissimo Joe Paterno is still dead
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    Boltfan of Oz MVP

    I read a book called, "Nift the Lean" (great fantasy writing FYI) many years ago that explained what happened when people went to hell;

    Unseen by the living, a giant lizard man crawled through the newly dead body and collected its soul in a sack. This was then carried down to the underworld where there was a giant river with a ferry crossing. Depending on how great the soul, it was either a disgusting swimming creature taken half way across the river and dumped in the water, or was some degree of more and taken across the river to travel on.

    Maybe JoePope is now a slimy, one-eyed, frightened little blob constantly being consumed by larger monsters in a river of muck.
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    Drunk 1904

    isnt that what basically happens in the casket when the maggots and bugs get to you?

    anyways at one time little boy fucking was perfectly acceptable in certain societies, so maybe he's petitioning satans minions to get to the part/time of heaven where God said it was ok for this type of stuff to happen. Thats the part of heaven the pope and his minions are going to anyways so maybe theres a spot open. god blesss.
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    Boltfan of Oz MVP

    The eulogies and celebrations keep pouring in so I guess his fans won't let him die just yet! His rotting corpse lives on! Discuss!
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    L'Niño Storm East Coast Bolt Brotha


    Wrong about what???

    I never even made my own point to be wrong about....what I wrote was explaining OZ's point to you.

    And I love apples by the way, just not as much as peaches!

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