How Many Beers To Do Flo?

Discussion in 'Bar and Grill' started by boltfanatik, Dec 7, 2011.

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    boltfanatik Not Right

    This Flo spokeswoman for Progressive Insurance is getting to be a celeb phenomenon. I don't find her that attractive but she's all over TV, banner adds etc. I'm in my 50's and been single for 12 years , it would take me at least a 12 pak if not 18 to jump that. Is it the mom figure or the folksy woman neighbor next door thing or what that have this going on? (feel free to post Mikey)
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    SonofaBolt Go AJ! And take Norv with you.

    You're settling
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    Boltfan of Oz MVP

    so you have hot bitches lining up a your door making it easy to turn down Flo? C'mon! If that pussy showed up on a plate and you didn't hit it, it's because your wife didn't want to fuck her too or you're gay:dick:
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    RJones61 Well-Known Member

    Id tap that Flo, from Progressive Insurance, like it was a Keg of Beer....Hell...Id even let Muncie take pics
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    DunnDiego Spiritual Advisor

    I think she's attractive, but I realized recently what attracts me to certain women (including my wife) and that's their eyes.

    Take a look at her eyes, and compare them to some other celebrity women I like.

    Flo
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    and Maggie Gyllenhaal
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    Zooey Deschanel
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    And of course, Scarlet Johansen
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    But that's just me, right? To each his own....
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    boltfanatik Not Right

    After the ex left me & the 2 girls after 22 years for some dude she met online and burned me for 287k I demand it has to be smokin hot for me to consider a dinner & movie for a c note. LOL
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    boltfanatik Not Right

    I love this episode!

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    munciesweep Well-Known Member

    Flo has a penis................sorry, but it's true. I had 2 pints and gave it a try, only to find Flo holding a 10 inch pork snorkel. I ran away as fast as I could...............Flo can't ran fast with a meat poll slappin off her belly.
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    The Nose Booger Suger

    What was the joke?

    "Would you do ________ for 1 million dollars?"

    "I don't have that kind of money"
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    The Nose Booger Suger

    I would do Flo. I find realistic women serxy

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